Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual

Expression in Advertising: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
There is a certain level of society wording in advertising products that is most certainly tolerable, as a teenager you realize you're ridiculous for ever calling these things lame. There is a certain advertisement flash sparkle in wording, something with ever so slightly takes this product too adorably seriously society wording, this sounds far more exciting than it is. We know how to properly daze what we're seeing into the advertising glare and it's sort of become the thing, the thing we know is how we advertise and this is the societal standard.

Urge to hurt you with how much I suck, I'm adorable, we don't need that. Bubbly. Accidentally revealing my boundaries such as with products that are designed for baby's butts, look I'm comfortable with the baby's butts boundaries I'll write a little butt poem, we don't need that. ... ... Potential pedophile. We will always be looking at your advertising with a certain ironic detachment, but, not really we just kind of daze it. You should also be within these feelings however don't go making any statements about these feelings, you're no good at it and you're going to hurt us. This is how advertising works, we'll take it.

Know that any time you slip out of the superficial advertising format and try to express a little bit of yourself... We're watching you. Two billion people now have access to every little thing you think makes you an artist. Did you fail hard as an artist so you decided to try advertising? Well, we're all watching you, we're all picking apart every little detail of what you think is expression. You're the reason we've all learned to survivalist maneuver blur and space when we see an advertisement.

All I ever wanted was for people to see my expression, see a little bit of who I am and what I'm capable of. Nobody wanted to see it... WELL, now so many more people than I ever thought would see it have no choice but to see it.

When you present something to a wide audience, you're supposed to be so polished that nobody can find your childhood related "I might be weird" insecurities or any potential misunderstandings that could lead to an incorrect childhood related "I might be weird" insecurities. You didn't go to psychedelic celebrity school. It goes like, make one commercial, off you go, enter "Nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me." thought looping nightmare of the rest of your life, new one comes in, makes one commercial enter "Nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me nobody knows it's me." thought looping nightmare of the rest of your... life.

So it's fine guys, it's fine... Kill self kill self kill self kill self kill self kill self kill self.

And everybody hired around these people have to be stupid enough to not understand this, not do anything with the fact that it's always just one team comes in, does one commercial, leaves, another team comes in, does one commercial, leaves. And that only enhances the stupid. Eventually they get it and quit. And you're hurting everybody else. The people at the top know this is happening. So, why do you do this? Every celebrity automatically knows this and so knows they're not allowed to talk about it. You're... How. You need to kill yourselves. But first you need to be studied.

Also don't worry about annoying internet advertisements, that's some kind of dissociative identity disorder level ego snap that the American advertising agencies allow to run rampant because it's their best weapon because they're dissociative identity disorder levels of ego snap. OHHH another website where you download programs OKAY sellittotheadvertisingcompany the script! THE SCRIPT. It goes advertisement for a computer conquering advertisement program and it's like five banners all over of DOWNLOADDOWNLOADDOWNLOADDOWNLOAD IT'S THIS ONE IT'S THIS ONE, NICE!! AND THEN THERE'S A BROWSER CONQERING ONE AT THE BOTTOM THAT BLOCKS THE WEBSITE THAT SAYS IT'S THIS ONE NICE AND IT SAYS DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD NICE AND THEN IT LOOKS LIKE CAMPAMTCHA BUT IT'S AN AUTO DOWNLOADER THAT DOWNLAODS DOWNLOADERS OF DOWNLOADERS AND IT'S ALL ADVERTISEMENTS AND IT'S ALL ADVERTISEMENTS AND IT PRODUCES MONEY IT PRODUCES MONEY DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD NICE!!! AND ALL THE ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES ARE ALL DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE!!! YOU SHOW OUR FACES TO EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET AND WE KILL OURSELES SO WE JUST EGO SNAP HIRE EGO SNAP NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE!!!! KILL SELF NICE NICE NICE NICE!!! KILL SELF KILL SELF NICE NICE NICE!! NICE!!! AND IT'S LOCKED AND IT'S LOCKED AND IT'S LOCKED BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS TO DO TO MAINTAIN CORRECT REALITY!!!! NICE NICE NICE NICE!!!